Friday, December 13, 2019

How to properly pay tribute to your Empress of Arousal: a guide

As we're now in the last minutes of me being unpublished -- Watching Her Turn Bi is well on the way -- I want to go over a few things with my current horny minions, and maybe some future ones, as well.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I love communicating and interacting with my readers! Whether it be on Twitter or on my brand new Facebook page (please click "See First" so that my organic reach isn't shit) or even by email, I love hearing from my readers. I love hearing what my words do to you, whether they make you wet or your cock rock hard, or if they pleased you enough to make you jump onto your partner and have delicious sex.

Seriously, I want to hear about the sexy times.

So with that said, I want to go over a couple of things I want to see/read:

Orgasm count

One of the things that I love knowing about is how many times I made you cum with my words; one particular erotica author told me that, after I sent her a pre-publication copy of Watching, I made her cum four times (at least), and made her change her bed linen. She then had four orgasms the next night in re-reading it. That made me so wet! No, I'm not kidding, and no, I'm not telling you who she is.

If you let me know how many orgasms I gave you, I'm telling you, it will make me smile a mile/several kilometers wide.

Cum tributes

More for the male readership: I know that a lot of men give cum tributes to pornstars, mainly by printing out the XXX star's photo, whipping out their cock, jerking it, and sending wave upon wave of cum onto the paper. They then take a picture and send it to the pornstar.

This is something one can do with my book on their e-reader! Open the book to the cover, whip your dick out, jerk it, cum on the screen. Take that photo, then clean up your mess.

Wet panties

For the ladies! You know you get wet panties from seeing my sexy words... how about showing me what my words do to you? If you're reading me with panties on, don't take them off right away when you're done: take a photo! Show me how wet you get, show me the discoloration.

Heck, if you want to show me the inside of your panties, I wouldn't be offended, either. Whip 'em off and show me just how wet you get!

Nudes (optional)

Who doesn't love seeing the nude form? It's beauty in its most simplistic; everyone is naked under their clothes!

And you know what? I wouldn't mind seeing my sexy readers in the buff, especially after they've had a sampling of the Empress! Show me those hard cocks (but please, get rid of the damn hair!), those wet pussies, those heaving breasts, those cute asses! Nothing would bring me more pleasure than seeing you!

Dropping me a line

Even if you don't do any of those things, feel free to drop me an email and let me know how much my book meant to you! I love hearing from my naughty readers!

Leaving a review on Amazon/Goodreads

This is most important (burying the lede, Shawna!). We need readers to leave an honest review! Did you like the book? Did you hate it? Did it arouse you to the point that you couldn't stop masturbating to it? Other readers need to know what YOU thought about the book.

And this goes for mainstream books, as well. Read them all, Review them all, I say!

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